How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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So. The gays. ...

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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A white person at Harvard

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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