Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

hey John will you make some copies

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

WEED!

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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