A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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