- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Kathy Griffin.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

TIMMAH!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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