What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

hey John will you make some copies

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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