- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

I pooped my pants

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

TIMMAH!

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

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