- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

girls basketball

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A man walks into a bar.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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