- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

spell backwards: taco cat

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke