- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

I told you it would happen

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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