- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

shut up kobe!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Knock Knock opens the door

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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