if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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WEED!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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