- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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