A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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The NBA and womens sports

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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leon harney ya pikey

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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