Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Donald Trump

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Your Mom

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

a man is running away

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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