- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Whats 2+1? 2.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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