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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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