Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Roey Jegen

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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