- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's up brah brah

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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