- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats a willy? -brock

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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