- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

david what a baghead

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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