- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

spell backwards: taco cat

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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