roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Womens' sports

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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willie revilame

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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