What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Black people

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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u jelly?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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BenWuzHear

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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general tso's broccoli

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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