So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Anti Joke

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