This is not an anti joke.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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your mother hates you

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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jcjdj

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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