how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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