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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Your Mom

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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