I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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