what's worst than being gay? being black

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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