- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

VAGINA.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Women's rights

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

hey bill!

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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