A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Cleveland winning something

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Anti Joke

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