What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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this is not a joke. jks

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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