- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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