- Anti Joke

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Women's rights.

Once upon a time, The end.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Take this and put it- No.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

whats brown and sticky? shit

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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MOAR??

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Women's rights.

Once upon a time, The end.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Take this and put it- No.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

whats brown and sticky? shit

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."