- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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