- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

So. The gays. ...

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