knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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