- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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