- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Faithful men.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

children burning

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

a man is running away

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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