What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Women's rights

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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