Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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penis

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Anti Joke

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