Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Canadians

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Anti Joke

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