HEY YOU!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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your moms my other ride

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Your Mom

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Donald Trump

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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This is not a joke or is it

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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