Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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charlie sheen losing

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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