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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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