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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

whats brown and sticky? shit

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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