What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Penisland

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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25

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Membean

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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