- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

A mans opinion.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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