Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Kathy Griffin.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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