- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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