Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

fruit salad?

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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