A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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