Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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