- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

1 + 1 = 3

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Whats funnier than 24.....25

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

hey

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Justin Bieber.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

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