Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Harry Styles

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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