Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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purple pickles

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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balls

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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THE END.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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The Detroit Lions

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