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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.