- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Black Friday

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

refridgrator

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Woman's rights

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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