- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

A handicapp walks into a bar

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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