- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??