A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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