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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Reverse psychology never fails.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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