Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

1 + 1 = 3

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...