Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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TELL

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Your time.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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your mother hates you

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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i am and me is i

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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