My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock knock. Racism.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Michael Castillo is gay

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Spinabifita

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Compton

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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