Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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