Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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i am and me is i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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