- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

2 Penises

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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