whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Justin's hair

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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You

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Anti Joke

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