What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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thumbs up!

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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