Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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