Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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i like turtals and kids

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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hi will

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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