- Anti Joke

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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