Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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shut up iggy

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Jews

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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