An irish man walks out of a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How much Is a free app on my market?

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Black People.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Not a joke.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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