Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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raping black women

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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