Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

TWIX PAUSE!

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Michael Castillo is gay

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Mark Wilson

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

pickle sniffer

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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