Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Michael Castillo is gay

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Mark Wilson

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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pickle sniffer

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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