- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

try slamming a revolving door

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Im black

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Patriarchy.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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