roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Christians pornstars.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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