- Anti Joke

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

shauns beautiful

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Tony Romo

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

President Donald Trump

one day i went to bed

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