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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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