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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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