Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Yes!

roses are red. violets are violet...

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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