Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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