Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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you will now laugh.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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nba live 13

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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