- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nock Nock It's open.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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