You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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ow

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Lets go Yankees

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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