A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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