There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

I have aids

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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