- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

I ponder

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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