- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Ron Paul for President!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

women's rights

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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