Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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