- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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